The Mirror Image Of Myself

Tongue Twister

Posted in Humor by zenmaster on July 9, 2007

Q: “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
A: “A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.”
Q: “But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?”
A: “Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?”
Q: “A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.”
A: “Oh, shut up”

Source: Lowyat.net forum

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  1. miChi3 said, on July 9, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    my tougue!
    i’m blur..
    haha..nice one..=)

  2. Rabbit said, on July 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    okay, all thanks to you. Now my tongue is like twisted already. Uwaaaaaaa!

  3. zenmaster said, on July 14, 2007 at 10:02 am

    To add salt to your wounds, I’m gonna twist your tongue for a second time .”Have you chucked your wood with a woodchuck until the wood is chucked?”

    Hahahha…….be afraid. Be very afraid. 😛


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